Wednesday, May 18, 2011

The Second Coming is here! Jesus and Mary Magdalene are back ... in Australia!!!


He is the charismatic preacher who claims to be Jesus Christ returned to Earth.

She, meanwhile, tells followers she is the repentant prostitute Mary Magdalene, the woman who first saw the risen Messiah standing by the empty tomb.

But it is perhaps no surprise that the Australian authorities remain unconvinced by this somewhat far-fetched declaration of the second coming.

They have warned people to be wary of Alan John Miller, 47, and Mary Suzanne Luck, 32, who have attracted a number of followers to their church in rural Wilkesdale, near Kingaroy, Queensland. More...

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2 comments:

  1. If you're so smart then you would know by now that I WASN'T a prostitute. Look it up on WIKIPEDIA. Better yet GOOGLE me instead. There is a lot of information on there. Goodbye.

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  2. Wow, when even Mary Magdalene depends on Wikipedia and Google, then we know that we are truly doomed...

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