Forget today’s omnipresent repurposed mason jars and charmingly rugged slabs of oak, seemingly pried straight from the walls of your uncle’s ski cabin. There’s a new sovereign in the world of ill-conceived restaurant tableware, and it’s facing a torrential storm of backlash long before it ever had the chance to become de rigueur.
We’re talking about the subversive use of the human body as both plate and unmoving server, all wrapped up in one boundary-crossing sweat-sack. After all, who doesn’t salivate at the thought of the ensuing existential crisis that comes with dining off of another of your own species, especially if your platter happens to be a naked woman?
The people behind Cruise Bar, an Australian cocktail bar and lounge located right on the water at the Overseas Passenger Terminal in Sydney’s Circular Quay, are probably wishing they had stuck with the old standby that is the plate or platter.
At the relaunch party of the upscale bar, food was arrayed on the bodies of naked women, who were also hand-feeding the guests. The restaurant proudly posted an Instagram shot of a reclining woman—for all appearances, naked—with fruit strategically placed on her private parts. “Amazing night to officially launch to the public. More pics to come tomorrow! #cruisebarsydney #launch #sydney,” they naively wrote. More + photos...
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We’re talking about the subversive use of the human body as both plate and unmoving server, all wrapped up in one boundary-crossing sweat-sack. After all, who doesn’t salivate at the thought of the ensuing existential crisis that comes with dining off of another of your own species, especially if your platter happens to be a naked woman?
The people behind Cruise Bar, an Australian cocktail bar and lounge located right on the water at the Overseas Passenger Terminal in Sydney’s Circular Quay, are probably wishing they had stuck with the old standby that is the plate or platter.
At the relaunch party of the upscale bar, food was arrayed on the bodies of naked women, who were also hand-feeding the guests. The restaurant proudly posted an Instagram shot of a reclining woman—for all appearances, naked—with fruit strategically placed on her private parts. “Amazing night to officially launch to the public. More pics to come tomorrow! #cruisebarsydney #launch #sydney,” they naively wrote. More + photos...
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