Saturday, June 13, 2009

Onion report on Michelle Obama's arms and Tamil refugees in Sri Lanka...

In a rare diplomatic trip overseas, first lady Michelle Obama's arms visited the largest refugee camp in Sri Lanka this week, bringing hope and comfort to countless victims of the nation's 26-year civil war.

Emerging from a military helicopter flanked by Secret Service agents, and looking as sculpted as ever in a J. Crew sleeveless white blouse, Obama's limbs were welcomed by throngs of native Sri Lankans eager to catch a glimpse of their mesmerizing firmness. 

The arms, which showed no noticeable flab or unsightly sagging at any point during the trip, received a warm handshake from Sri Lankan human rights minister Mahinda Samarasinghe upon their arrival. More...

See also:

  1. Sri Lanka, where State terrorism won and humanity lost...
  2. Spelling bee genius goes berserk on Onion TV!!!
  3. The Onion and the Naked Woman...
  4. More American workers outsourcing their own jobs to India!!!

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