England is in awe of Don Fabio Capello...

It's the biggest meeting between a Brit and an Italian since Henry VIII asked Clement VII for a hand with his marriage. And while it seems unlikely that this weekend's sit-down between England captain John Terry and his manager Fabio Capello will result in a resettlement between church and state, you wouldn't want to rule it out.

Terry, as you may be aware, is in trouble for certain indiscretions. A married man and father of two, Terry is alleged to have had an affair with Vanessa Petrocelli, the mother of former teammate Wayne Bridge's child. There has been much toing-and-froing as to the consequences of this matter, what it says about England's chances of winning the World Cup and the moral decline of this once great nation of ours. The responsibility for divining what the ultimate consequences should be, it has been decided, is to fall on Capello, and Capello alone.

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Capello is currently treated with a respect greater than that afforded any public figure in the UK. Apart, possibly, from Judi Dench. Mr, or better, Don Capello is not only hailed for his achievements as a football coach, but for his qualities as a man. Full story...

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