Tuesday, March 10, 2015

BBC to make a documentary condemning Bangladesh in wake of England’s defeat!!! Hilarious...

BBC, the national broadcasters of England, is to make a documentary “Dhakkan Cricket” to criticize Bangladeshi cricket. It has to be noted that mighty England suffered an ignominious defeat against a third world country Bangladesh in cricket world cup going on in Australia.

“I mean, how dare they?” said an angry correspondent named EastFear. He continued, “We’ve taught that uncivilized swath of land cricket and civic sense. They don’t respect us anymore. This is outrageous to see a backward country doing well in any area.”

“What are your plans to defame Bangladesh? Are you going to do something like you did with India?” Asked this Faking News reporter to a senior editor named LoathFellow.

“Yes, exactly. We are making a documentary showing extent of poverty and malnutrition in Bangladesh. Also, we’ll highlight the issue of gender inequality and other social evils taking root in there. In spite of being in such deprivation how can one think even to play cricket,” Replied LoathFellow with a self-superior air.

Meanwhile, it has been reported that half of England has plunged into bout of mental depression after England’s defeat by a third world country. They were in middle of relishing the corrupted and wrenched image of their another former slave country.

“God save the queen!” A demented British was found muttering. Source...

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