Thursday, January 24, 2013

Drunk man gets frozen penis after sex with snowman!!!

Habitual drunkard Kenneth Guillespie, 64, was found half-naked and screaming in agony next to the remains of the five-foot snow sculpture. And when he arrived for treatment at North Central infirmary in Blackburn, shocked medics found the booze-soaked layabout was suffering from FROSBITE of the JOHNSON. Someone At the hospital said that “Ken’s a regular visitor to A&E. Normally it’s just bumps and scrapes – or someone has giving him an ass whoopin’ .

“Occasionally he’ll get trapped in something or get an object wedged up him. But this is the most bizarre mishap yet.”

“Frosbite of the penis may sound funny but it can be very serious indeed.”

“Frosbite can cause infection and gangrene and ultimately this may lead to the member being amputed.”

“From what I heard, Ken is still in one piece”. Full story...

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