What have a teacher, Walmart, Star Wars and masturbating have in common?

Since the late 1970's, dorks around the world have sought to combine their love of Star Wars with their crippling addiction to public masturbation. Unfortunately, all attempts to reconcile the two beloved pastimes have failed...until now!

I don't use the word "hero" often, but what other word can be used to describe William Tyler Black, a man who has single-handedly revolutionized the way millions of young men jerk off in public.

Yesterday, Mr. Black was in a Walmart when he allegedly grabbed a copy of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. I'm not sure why an issue that came out in February was still in the store, but they seem to do things differently in Sarasota, FL...a lot differently. More...

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