Bono tackles African poverty (by moving his fashion house to China)

If chicken pox had an ego it still wouldn’t be as irritating as Bono. Not even close. Not content simply to assail the world with his awful bombastic music, Bono also wants to ‘improve’ it too. He wants to end poverty. And who can argue? I hate poverty, we all do, but such is my antipathy towards Bono, such is his charmlessness and general offensiveness, that if it comes to choosing sides, well, I’m awfully close to siding with poverty. More...

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