Man banned from park for having sex with a ... tree???

A MAN has been banned from a public park - after he allegedly tried to have sex with a TREE.

William Shaw, 21, has been ordered by a court not to enter Central Park in Airdrie after claims he attempted to bonk the plant.

It is alleged he dropped his trousers and underpants and exposed himself while in the visitor attraction in September last year.

It is claimed he then tried to have simulated sex with the tree while his trousers were around his ankles. Shaw, of Airdrie, yesterday pleaded not guilty to an act of public indecency at the town's sheriff court. More...

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