Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Have you seen the Virgin Mary? Shhhh...not a word until the Vatican has confirmed your vision!

Catholics who claim they have seen the Virgin Mary will be forced to remain silent about the apparitions until a team of psychologists, theologians, priests and exorcists have fully investigated their claims under new Vatican guidelines aimed at stamping out false claims of miracles. 

The Pope has instructed the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, formerly the Holy Office of the Inquisition, to draw up a new handbook to help bishops snuff out an explosion of bogus heavenly apparitions. 

Benedict XVI plans to update the Vatican's current rules on investigating apparitions to help distinguish between true and false claims of visions of Jesus and the Virgin Mary, messages, stigmata (the appearances of the five wounds of Christ), weeping and bleeding statues and Eucharistic miracles. More...

See also:

  1. Peru: virgin Mary, married to a carpenter , gives birth to a Jesus on Christmas Day!!!
  2. French Jews warn Vatican againt Pius XII sainthood...
  3. Vatican invents new sins!!! Hilarious!
  4. Oh boy! The face of Jesus appears on a cider bottle!!!
  5. Whitman: Miracles...

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