China's melamine becomes a kill-joy in the bedroom...

CHAMPAGNE, check, strawberries, check, chocolate-flavoured willy spread - erm, come again. 

The novelty food product may spice up your bedroom antics, but it could kill you. 

The Food Standard's Agency today has issued a warning over a number of products, including the chocolate-flavoured willy spread and chocolate nipple spread, sold at some Ann Summers stores throughout the UK. 

They contain melamine, the industrial chemical at the centre of the food scare in China. 

The European Commission has said any product containing more than 15 per cent milk and more than 2.5mg/kg of melamine must be destroyed. 

The levels of melamine detected in the affected products ranged from 126mg/kg to 259mg/kg. More...

See also:

1. China: recalled tainted milk was sold to students at a discount!!!
2. China's tainted milk scandal hits Cadbury ...
3. China's toxic milk: did the goons think they could get away with it?