Tuesday, June 03, 2008

I have sex with my car!!!

Like many men, Jordan Witham is obsessed with his car. But while most boy racers would draw the line at a wax and polish, his obsession has gone into overdrive.

The 20 year old is in love with his Volkswagen Beetle – and has been having sex with it for four years.

Despite never having kissed a girl before, virgin Jordan has become an experienced lover, covering his car with kisses and caresses before having penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe.

“I don’t fancy people,” says Jordan. “It’s cars that do it for me – I don’t want to marry or have kids.” More...

See also: OMG! Man has sex with taxi-cab!!!
And this: Edward Smith,the man who has had sex with more than 1000 cars!!!

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