I was at the supermarket yesterday and was dumbfounded that Swiss Cheese is expensive as hell. A pack of American singles goes for about $2.50 at the local supermarket while a pack of Swiss goes for over 4 bucks! I didn't go to a fancy college, or any college at all for that matter, but isn't it obvious that Swiss cheese should be the cheapest kind of cheese? Just think of all those holes, it's less cheese per piece.
Think about it. One piece of swiss cheeese proably has only 3/4 the amount of cheese as any other kind of cheese. It's an outrage, and I'm pissed off about it. People always talk about how the Swiss are so great, how their chocolate is so tasty and how they're a neutral nation that doesn't take any side during a war. Well of course not! They're too busy living it up on all of their cheese profits that they scam out of the rest of the world to actually take time out of their day to pick up a rifle and head to battle. More...
See also: The Swiss love their cars...
And this: Switzerland: nothing but cuckoo clocks?
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