Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Prince Charles spreads eco-loon gospel on his amazing, biofuel-powered crazy train...

The Prince of Wales – who also happens to be our future monarch, unfortunately – has embarked on an eco-tour of Britain. He is urging us not to throw away any of the £4,000 bespoke Huntsman suits we might have mouldering in the back of our wardrobes, demonstrating how easy it is to fashion a handy Gladstone bag from one’s old hunting boots or an egg whisk from one’s unwanted tiaras, and reminding us that unless we convert our Aston Martins to biofuels by the end of next week (just like he has done) then the polar ice caps will most assuredly melt and we’ll all die. More...

Don't miss:

  1. Prince Charles: I was sent to save the world!!!
  2. Prince Charles tells developing world to have less babies!!!
  3. Prince Charles has 6 cars but wants you and me to abandon ours...
  4. Environmentalists want to save the earth but not its people.
  5. Prince Charles and Gordon Brown take separate jets... to lecture the world on global warming!!!

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